Mock ALL the History!

John Trumbull’s “Presentation of the Declaration of Independence”. Not much else to say. Declare ALL the Independence! 

William Tecumseh Sherman. His policy? Scorch ALL the Earth.

Thomas Jefferson. So much to say, but we’ll keep with the expedition theme for now. Purchase ALL the Louisiana Territory! 

John Hancock. Megalomaniac or simply not dexterous? Sign ALL the things!

Sacagawea or Sakakawea (or Sacajawea). But really. She knows how to get stuff done. For example… interpreting ALL the things!

Lewis & Clark in action. Traverse ALL the things!

And because book covers work SO well with this meme, too… War with the Newts. A (possibly) little-known Czech book, but the bane of last semester’s dystopian lit class. 

Natural Selection got you down? Just remember this guy. He is forever #darwinning after studying ALL the turtles. 

Thomas Paine—the coolest pamphleteer around, and it’s all because he uses ALL the Common Sense.